02-26-2002, 12:23 AM
Quote:Eww, as a girl I even have to say...pits:
You really have no idea what it's like to be a guy then. That's just how things go, it's inevitable. Here's a few of my own
...when you become chauffer everywhere, even if she has a car, and you have a Wednesday street cleaning spot on a Thursday (anyone who knows Hoboken knows that this type of spot is like gold)
...when "What are you in the mood to eat?" means "Tell me what I want to eat"
...when sleeping with each other means just sleeping next to eachother
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.