03-06-2002, 04:38 PM
Quote:Guys talk about the penis all the time as if it's some kind of platinum prize or some shit lol
If you had one, you'd understand...and it's platmium encrusted with diamonds set on a bed of pearls, get it right
Trying to get women to understand what it's like to have a penis is like trying to explain calculus to a squirrel. All you get are a lot of confused looks and squeaking noises
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.