What would happen - If i died

[Arthur Dent]

I have a deadman e-mail system all set up.

If I don't go on-line and reset the timer every seven days, an e-mail will be broadcast to everyone I know the e-mail address for. It also contains a virus i wrote myself which will then use those peoples address books and and e-mail out again. It's completely undetectable by any modern anti-virus.

My obit will be the world's largest spam e-mail! Hahahahaha!!