Maynard is a dick - Like you didn't already know...

[Arthur Dent]

It always has to be about you right? You're all allowed to bitch, and be whiney fucks and complain, but I'm never allowed to right?

Well fuck you. Here I keep thinking that it's me that changed, but maybe not. Maybe you all just want me to be something else, but were willing to overlook it up until now for some odd reason.

Am I the only one seeing Maynard saying this across a table to someone accompanied by a lawyer?



Just kidding Maynard. Dick? Will you settle for total indifference?