03-30-2002, 02:28 PM
"It's not a pie"
I keep forgetting to post this. One time when I was a much younger barch. I was on vacation in Florida. I called to get a pizza delivered and, it went a little sumptin like this:
Stupid effin redneck: "Hello, thanks for callin' "----". What can I get ya'll?"
adolecent barch: "I'd like to get a lage plane pie delivered to "----"
Stupid effin redneck: "a what?"
adolecent barch: "a lage plane pie."
Stupid effin redneck: "We got no pie. What da ya think this is? a bakery?"
adolecent barch: "Thank You and, do have the number for a good chinese delivery joint?"
I keep forgetting to post this. One time when I was a much younger barch. I was on vacation in Florida. I called to get a pizza delivered and, it went a little sumptin like this:
Stupid effin redneck: "Hello, thanks for callin' "----". What can I get ya'll?"
adolecent barch: "I'd like to get a lage plane pie delivered to "----"
Stupid effin redneck: "a what?"
adolecent barch: "a lage plane pie."
Stupid effin redneck: "We got no pie. What da ya think this is? a bakery?"
adolecent barch: "Thank You and, do have the number for a good chinese delivery joint?"
Big brown... what?