Sex pet peeves

[LZMF1]

i used to date a chick that was pretty fucking hot but way too self-conscious. whenever we were getting it on she insisted that the lights stayed off and that we lept the sheets pulled up and over us. that pissed me off to no end because it's always nice to see what you're nailing. so i went and bought a clapper and set it up to a lamp in my room. the next time i banged her i stopped mid session and threw the sheets off and clapped my hands. presto the lights came on and she got pissed!!!!! i don't get it? stupid bitch was <table style=filter:glow(color=red)>SMOKIN'</table> but for some strange reason refused to let me ogle her during the act. it was just downright annoying.