Sex pet peeves

[Rape Fantasizer]

Every woman must get a brazilian wax.

Do you have any idea what it's like to go through one? I tend to like pain, so it doesn't bother me, but I can see how some girls would hate it. And forgetting the pain factor, you may as well say you're a lesbian after the positions the lady contorts you into, and then how much she touches you. But leave it to me, I have actually O'ed during one. Go figure.