Sex pet peeves

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Wow, you mention a rape rod getting put into places a rape rod usually doesn't go, and *poof*, here he comes. Can someone please put a bell on him or something

nope no bell for me...i like just popping up. its all when where and how you put a rape rod that counts.

like middle of forest...suspect climbing a tree...woops he falls out of tree and lands on erect kiddie cane. only problem with that is the force he falls onto your mule...packs a lot of fecal matter up your pisshole and clogs the eurethra.