What do you do?

[McBourbon]

I'm a high school English teacher after 5 years at Miami University (Ohio). The first two years were spent failing out of pre-med school because beer and chicks were more important. After that, I got out, got a good job in a good district that made me head coach of their hockey team (nice addition to my salary) and I work as an usher at Jacob's Field in the summers while still collecting a check from the school district. Life is fuckin' good. Plus...I'm on vacation right now. I'd get a degree in education.