Where's the sarcasm? - What ever happened to witty repartees?

[GonzoStyle]

i've been noticing that my sarcasm hasn't been going over very well lately, especially with men. whatever happened to those days of witty repartee? conversing with someone where you challege eachother? why must everything be so serious all the time? i need someone i can be silly, intelligent, sarcastic and witty and of course serious with. someone who'll appreciate my sarcastic ways and put me in my place with a good comeback. i'm so tired of guys who get all pissy if i make a smartass remark. i'm a very sarcastic little bitch. i like to play, i love teasing and i crave battles of the mind. why can't I find that?

Because you refuse to talk to me, FUCKIN INFIDEL!!!!