04-12-2002, 05:56 PM
When you become a home owner you also :
- Give up your all hopes of ever having cash left over for anything that doesn't involve a hammer, screwdriver, or a power tool
- Give up on the concept of a "free weekend"
- get extremely happy to find $20 in a pair of jeans and then try and figure out if you should by 2 sheets of sheetrock or a doorhandle
- Become a lifelong member of the Honeydew list (honey, do this....honey, do that)
Welcome to our own personal version of hell Sloatsburg. Wait til you start to get the mortgage bills. I suggest alcohol and pills. They help alot when you sign the checks at the end of the month.
oh and maymay - fuck off or I'll start a "should I shit and then pee or shit and pee at the same time" thread.
**edit - oops, looks like I already started one.
A New Poll for Maymay to shove up his ass
Edited By Grumpy on April 12 2002 at 2:00
- Give up your all hopes of ever having cash left over for anything that doesn't involve a hammer, screwdriver, or a power tool
- Give up on the concept of a "free weekend"
- get extremely happy to find $20 in a pair of jeans and then try and figure out if you should by 2 sheets of sheetrock or a doorhandle
- Become a lifelong member of the Honeydew list (honey, do this....honey, do that)
Welcome to our own personal version of hell Sloatsburg. Wait til you start to get the mortgage bills. I suggest alcohol and pills. They help alot when you sign the checks at the end of the month.
oh and maymay - fuck off or I'll start a "should I shit and then pee or shit and pee at the same time" thread.
**edit - oops, looks like I already started one.
A New Poll for Maymay to shove up his ass
Edited By Grumpy on April 12 2002 at 2:00
Have a great day!