Yet another reason i'm not going to law school.... - Terrorist suing cause he wants a laptop?

[Zootybang]

I won a frivilous lawsuit once. See, i was In this big shoot-out with the police, and I killed 2 of 'em, but then I ran out of bullets. Those bastards actually locked me up. So I sued my boss, claiming that If he had paid me more, I would have been able to afford more bullets, thus then by-passing this whole " Cop-killer" rap I'm facing. With the money i won, i can afford the best lawyer, and i should be free by next week. Wish me luck!