Like father... like son... - Are you?

[Kid Afrika]

You still have time to become a fuck-up and make your father proud. Was he a fuck-up at your age, or did he accomplish that later in life?

In a million years, I could never reach the level of fuckedupitude that my father has. My problem is, I learn from my mistakes, and I learn from others. My father doesn't learn from his mistakes, and seems to try to outdo others in the mistakes they've made. Besides, my aversion to stupidity keeps me out of jail. This is a concept that eludes my father.