The one liners game - What to say in a fight?

[IkeaBoy]

Ikea when R&F don't read his instant feedback on air

First O&A reject me, now Ron and Fez do. What more do I have to live for? Must keep feedbacking, thinking of lame puns and obscure reference to give my pathetic existence some vague concept of meaning.
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Once again, The Wealthy Dowager