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Double jeopardy - Lightning round
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#221
05-24-2002, 01:47 PM
Quote:happy ending
What cost Grumpy an extra $150 at tThe Satin Touch last night?

Interest free checking
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#222
05-24-2002, 02:00 PM
what you will not get from polly if she gives you a massage?

Fuckwad
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#223
05-24-2002, 02:56 PM
Quote:Fuckwad
What is another name for a big 'ole orgy.

Teef :-D
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#224
05-24-2002, 03:52 PM
what do you call a burglar in harlem?

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#225
05-24-2002, 03:53 PM
What does Mike Tyson uses to eat your children?

big big titties
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#226
05-24-2002, 04:07 PM
Quote:Luna, Luna, Luna, Ladi, Luna
What did Luna's last boyfriend chant during sex just before she killed him?

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What does Kenny mumble during the opening of South Park?

Involuntary manslaughter
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#227
05-24-2002, 04:38 PM
What happened when the Aligator sneezed with the trainers head in his mouth?

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#228
05-24-2002, 05:54 PM
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What does Becky hide two of under her cheerleader sweater to attract the boys.

cheesehead
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#229
05-24-2002, 05:59 PM
Who are even dorkier than regular fans?

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#230
05-24-2002, 07:23 PM
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What did my professor play with instead of his gun?

hangover
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#231
05-27-2002, 12:43 PM
What does polly have over her belt?

spring time fresh.
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#232
05-27-2002, 12:47 PM
Quote:spring time fresh.
What is not Summer Time Fresh?

Oregano
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#233
05-27-2002, 12:48 PM
Quote:spring time fresh.
What did Luna get when she put a pine tree car freshener down her panties?

spring cleaning
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#234
05-27-2002, 12:50 PM
What is proper Slinky maintenance?

5 oclock shadow.
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#235
05-27-2002, 12:53 PM
Quote:5 oclock shadow.
What is the down side to a wood floor?

a hammock and a six pack
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#236
05-27-2002, 12:58 PM
Quote:a hammock and a six pack
What is in my yard but not in my 'fridge.

Leopard-skin pillbox hat
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#237
05-27-2002, 01:34 PM
Quote:Leopard-skin pillbox hat
Where does Arpi keep his sombrero?

Leather and lace
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#238
05-27-2002, 01:35 PM
Quote:Leather and lace
What do Arpi and Maymay wear on romantic evenings.

Apple
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#239
05-27-2002, 01:43 PM
What are Red Delicious, Gold Delicious, Granny Smith, Rome, Fuji, McIntosh, Empire, Jonathon, Indared and Gala?

cool whip
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#240
05-27-2002, 01:46 PM
Quote:cool whip
What is Luna's favorite fashion accessory and Ladi's favorite toy?

edible body paint
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