So I was really busy at work today

[Hawt Baux]

And a picture of you standing next to the sink.

Not pissing, btw.

[GonzoStyle]

do you want me to take a fuckin picture of the spic I work with posing by the garbage can, what the fuck!

[Keyser Soze]

sure!

[GonzoStyle]

fuck you

[Keyser Soze]

i definitely call bullshit

[GonzoStyle]

I call stupid and when I call it you answer.

[Hawt Baux]

Now you're the guy who takes pictures of the place people do number twos.

[GonzoStyle]

who takes number twos at work anyway

[Keyser Soze]

i think you pissed on the sink, not in it.

[GonzoStyle]

oh fuck, are you getting technical on me now, i'm gonna shit in your fuckin mouth if you keep this up. Is it that you dont believe I can stand over the sink and pee in it? You're like 5' 10".

[Hawt Baux]

who takes number twos at work anyway

If i had a bathroom like that at work i probably would.

[GonzoStyle]

I love to savor the number two, its a definite highlight in my day.

[Keyser Soze]

oh, so you are now changing your story to say you pissed ON the sink, not in it?

[GonzoStyle]

If you wanna be technical, yes I pissed on the sink, just like you piss into the toilet water when you say you took a piss in the toilet.

are you this fuckin bored, see what happens when ken isnt around.

[Galt]

I believe Gonzo. Because this one time I was brushing my teeth and then realized that it was really a toilet brush

[GonzoStyle]

I just took a piss, for you guyz

fuckin assholes

[Charles Manson]

i usually stand on the toilet and piss in the sink

[Keyser Soze]

you didnt feel a good amount of backsplash as you were pissing? i would imagine piss hitting the sink would go all over the place.

[GonzoStyle]

so will my fist when it connects with your jaw

[Danked]

"I haff funny story. This man, who piss in sink."