I just realized

[Ronin]

i think i saw the woman look at me then say something to the guy.

she wanted you.

[Hoon]

make no mistake.
if no one said anything to you directly, they didnt notice.

this is bad news for you because clearly it means they were focusing on your face.

[Goatweed]

I'll bet someone took a pic of it with their cameraphone, and it's gonna be in all the papers tomorrow.

[Hoon]

you should send out an office wide memo apologizing for your shabiness.

[HedCold]

there are people here shabier

[Hoon]

what could be shabbier than walking around with your garage door open and having none of your co-workers give you a heads up?

[Keyser Soze]

they're geeks, its par for the course.

[Hoon]

If Galt were wearing a Star Wars t-shirt and Bobba Fetts' name was spelled wrong, he wouldn't make it 3 feet into the office without co-workers being all over his shit.

[Keyser Soze]

you could have stopped at star wars t-shirt.

[Hoon]

I actually admire star wars geeks.
they have the passion of nazi's.

[Keyser Soze]

they should redirect that passion into trying to get laid

[Gooch]

that reasoning could be applied far past star wars geeks.

[Keyser Soze]

of course, but they seem to need it more than most.

[Gooch]

Thats because Ewok blowup dolls tend to leak

[Hoon]

female star wars geeks are rare and must get passed around like salt & pepper shakers.

[Keyser Soze]

someone has to fuck those messes

[Hoon]

their clientel dont have many options either.
its simple supply and demand.

[Keyser Soze]

i suppose its a problem of misguided priorities. i wonder if psychologists have done any research on this, did something happen to these people in their childhood, what caused them to have such an unhealthy obsession?

[Ronin]

someone has to fuck those messes

they get the pick of the litter with the male star wars fans.

[Keyser Soze]

what a litter it is