So i'm the asshole.

[GonzoStyle]

explains why you're divorced as well and no one likes you.

[Rooner]

I had your ass fooled for a while though didnt I? You play the scorned and used like the whore she is girlfriend well Gonzo.

[GonzoStyle]

you play the delusional "chicks really dig me" part very well, you should hook up with my cousin, it will be like night at the roxbury but as hard to beleive as it may be, even more so pathetic.

you get dibs on chris kattan.

[Rooner]

you play the delusional "chicks really dig me" part very well, you should hook up with my cousin, it will be like night at the roxbury but as hard to beleive as it may be, even more so pathetic.

you get dibs on chris kattan.

IS THAT SHORT JOKE YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!?!?

[GonzoStyle]

feelin froggy, papa smurf?

[Rooner]

You seem to be under this delusion that youre intimidating.

[GonzoStyle]

you're the one who got your text all swoll on me, caca breath.

so just back down again like the emoticon replying little bitch that you are.

[Rooner]

You can just forget getting any kind of karoake song from me now fuck face. And to think I was going to sing Culture Club for you. HA!

[GonzoStyle]

as if that was ever gonna happen, it would require some drive and creativity, so I wasn't expecting much.

[Rooner]

Im just glad I didnt do it, because youre not worthy of hearing the sultry sounds of my voice. So you can just keep jerking it to what you THINK I sound like, because now youll never know.

[GonzoStyle]

oh from this blow I may never recover.

[Rooner]

Thatll learn ya, dont fuck with me Gonzo, I can get downright nasty if I need to.

[Goatweed]

no good can come from this.

[Rooner]

I can give Gonzo a good swift kick to the nuts.

[GonzoStyle]

as long as he doesnt sing, its all good.

[Rooner]

Keep trying your reverse psychology Gonz, Im too smart for that.

[GonzoStyle]

sure you are fredo, you're smaht.

[Rooner]

Oooo, lookit you, internet innovator, spelling shit wrong. So teh edgy!

[GonzoStyle]

it's the way he says it you mental midget.

[Rooner]

it's the way he says it you mental midget.

IS THAT A FUCKING SHORT JOKE COCKSUCKER?!?!?