Define stealing

[Luna]

Comet! It makes your mouth turn green...
Comet! It tastes like gas-o-line....

Comet will make you vomit

So, buy some Comet and vomit todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.............

[Hey Ladi]

Anyone know I Burma Shave one?

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz ah What a Relief is it!

[LZMF1]

hey mcfly, i thought i told you never to come in here.

[Hey Ladi]

Hey you, get your damn hands off her!

Hey, George, ever think of running for class president?!

"Go Johnny Go! He could play the guitar just like he was ringing a bell"

Sorry kids, you're just too damn loud.

........now I have to watch that this weekend. :moonie: Thanks LZ

[Arthur Dent]

SHIVER MY TIMBERS,
SAID CAPTAIN MACK,
WE'RE TEN KNOTS OUT,
BUT WE'RE TURNING BACK,
I FORGOT MY,
BURMA-SHAVE.

[Luna]

I answer real at first, sort of, so it's ok right?

You are absolutely right, Ladi. I'm sorry Arthur...please accept my humble apology.

What about office supplies?

You mean to tell me that all this time that I have been buying office supplies and using an envelope or two for personal use I have been stealing? Damnnnnn. I'm going to have to pay more attention next time. :disappointed:

[Arthur Dent]

I'm sorry Arthur...please accept my humble apology.

OK. One for Luna:

THE WOLF
IS SHAVED
SO NEAT AND TRIM
RED RIDING HOOD
IS CHASING HIM
BURMA-SHAVE

Gotta love a search engine...

AS YOU DRIVE
PLAY THIS GAME
CONSTRUCT A JINGLE
WITH THIS NAME
BURMA-SHAVE

I can defile my own thread, right?

[LZMF1]

<center>what rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbor's dog

it's great for a snack
it fits on your back
it's log log log!!!!</center>

[Hey Ladi]

awwww, and I was all excited that you actually knew a Burma Shave :lol:

Log! From Blamo!

Happy Yak Shaving Day everyone! Did you eat your Frosted Sugar Lumps for breakfast?



Edited By Hey Ladi on April 11 2002 at 10:48

[Ken'sPen]

Once upon a time there was an engineer
Choo Choo Charlie was his name, we hear.
He had a little engine and he sure had fun
He used good & plenty candy to make his train run.
Charlie says love my good & plenty
Charlie says really rings my bell
Charlie says love my good & plenty
Don't know any other candy that I love so well

[LZMF1]

<center>it's big
it's heavy
it's wood!

it's log, it's log! log, log,log!

everyone wants a log!
come on and get a log!
you're gonna love your log!






ladi, i had powdered toast!!!!!!! and later today i'm gonna play don't whiz on the electric fence!!! wanna play with me?!?!?!?



Edited By LZMF1 on April 11 2002 at 10:54

[Keyser Soze]

when nature's calling
don't be stalling
use your common sense
before you let it flow
find a place to go
just don't whiz on the electric fence
If you're gonna explode
you can use the commode
in igloos, cave dwellings or tents
no need to explain when you gotta drain
just don't whiz on the electric fence
you can swizzle on the sofa
piddle in the air
tinkle in the toilet
that's why it is there
you can let it rain
in the Great Domain
while waving at ladies & gents
just don't whiz on...
don't whiz on
don't whiz on the electric fence



Edited By Keyser Soze on April 11 2002 at 11:00

[Hey Ladi]

I get two distinct feelings from this song.....

it's big
it's heavy
it's wood!

:fucking:

everyone wants a log!
come on and get a log!
you're gonna love your log!

:poopain:

[LZMF1]

cousin sven from sweden.

[Metalfan]

Down at the station, early in the morning
See the little pufferbellies all in a row
See the station master pull the little handle
Puff puff (give) toot toot off they go

[LZMF1]

do ya have any rubber walrus protectors?

[Metalfan]

yeah, but i'm fresh outta rubber walruses

[LZMF1]

oh my beloved ice cream bar.....
how i love to lick your creamy filling and your oh so chocolaty covering!!!


you coveteth my ice cream bar!!!

[Maynard]

Koo Koo Ka Choo!

[Ken'sPen]

Mrs. Robinson
or the Walrus?