K, now i'm worried

[funsnapsdyno]

are you going to say you didn't chuckle out loud?

[Gooch]

it was so funny, I spit beer onto my windsheild and then ran off the road

[faceman802]

I didn't chuckle out loud

[GonzoStyle]

I rolled my eyes out loud

[Gooch]

i just rolled.

[GonzoStyle]

sushi rolls tonight!!!!

[faceman802]

better ask keyser what to order before you go

[GonzoStyle]

I'll have the tuna sashimi, hold the rice please!

[Galt]

I'll have mine well done!

[Keyser Soze]

keyser rolls!

[diceisgod]

Once I had some kind of bowel infection or collitus (sp?) or something really really bad. I shit multiple times a day for like a month straight and couldn't eat anything without it coming right out the other end shortly thereafter. It got so bad at one point I remember that I ate a small piece of romaine lettuce and not even 10 minutes later I had to shit. The only thing that came out was the same small green leaf of lettuce I had just ate. It was just floating there in the toilet (I barely chew my food). That was one time I seriously thought I was going to die. Oh and the shitting was always preceded and accompanied by severe cramps, they doubled me over they hurt so bad.

[GonzoStyle]

no cramps here and the doo doo comes out lookin like doo doo, it slowed down though, only went 3 times today.

[GonzoStyle]

p.s. the spicy tuna roll was fuckin awesome!