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What would Jesus Drive?
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#21
11-20-2002, 08:02 PM
a big ol hooptie :bouncer:
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11-22-2002, 02:29 AM
Now why in the world would Jesus, son of God drive any vehicle? He can walk on water, right?

I think he would just levitate down the street or summon up a floating chariot to haul his ass around town.
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#23
11-22-2002, 12:53 PM
THIS

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OR THIS

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11-22-2002, 06:31 PM
If Jesus was born now instead of 2,000 years ago, he'd probably drive an old, beat up car he bought used and fixed up.

If it was the second coming, he'd probably be in a chouffer driven stretch SUV with more features than the president's motorcade.
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#25
11-23-2002, 09:37 PM
Quote:"jesus built my car
it's a love affair
mainly jesus and my hot rod"

"soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil
Jesus was an archietect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden I found my self in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang, my dang a long ling long"
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