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We got plenty of soft porn for the nasty hassidics.
I love the ones who come in all the time asking if we rent VCRs. Cause they cant watch porn on their own. Nasty motherfuckers, bleh.
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gonzo, the contest is not for you to blab on and on about your work day. its for people to do a representational piece of work based on thier personal idea of your work day.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Wait, I think I feel another Haiku coming:
Gonzo's Lament
All these fucking Jews!
No break for a cigarrette?
I need a new job.
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I wasn't gonna contibute until you mentioned the interpretive dance thing. I've got a little routine worked out I call Gonzo's Dance of Despair and Disillusionment.
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i know its early in the game but suzie is dominating!
one round of naked lunch this weekend and should could be the big winner
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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How come I always have to take my clothes off before I can "win" something?
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i dont know. we can discuss it during naked lunch tomorrow.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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come on. I spent a good 3-4 minutes composing the last one, counting out the syllables on my fingers....
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Because naked and stoner hippie chicks just go together so well.
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ok, i am new at poetry since i wasn't an english major but try this haiku:
(person)Do you have Peaches?
(person)That is such a great movie.
(gonzo)You are a homo .
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Quote:come on. I spent a good 3-4 minutes composing the last one, counting out the syllables on my fingers....
you can show me how you did it during naked lunch tomorrow
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:All these fucking Jews!
No break for a cigarrette?
I need a new job.
suzie wins, I dont care what anyone else says.
without my whining she couldnt have composed such a masterpiece, so my madness had its merits sucmbag.
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Quote:sucmbag.
Is that yiddish?
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Quote:Quote:sucmbag.
Is that yiddish?
no, Native American..
hm, you suc'm bag.
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Quote:will you be naked too?
sure.
as to gonzo declaring suzie the winner. nope . first, he doesnt vote on this, and second, contest is open til midnight sunday.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:a special kind of hello that means “Welcome to our store, since I won’t have much time for you once you’re in here, I better say something now to maintain the illusion of customer service.”
so very true, so very true indeed
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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