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my reply seems to be missing, maybe this will help...
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My bad luck is the damned shower in this fuckin building. Usually, the hot water can leave first degree burns all over your fuckin body. But, when I am in a rush and need to take a shower asap, fuckin hot water is always cold. I guess I should be more like GS and just say fuck the shower and go out smelling like a bum.
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I know that whenever I wash my car, it rains the next day. I know that whatever lane I merge into in a traffic jam will be the one that is closed.... I know that in my bizarro world it is possible to get arrested for driving with a suspended license for not carrying insurance on my stolen car.
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Nothing bad ever happens to me.
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JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:Nothing bad ever happens to me.
Hid the mirrors and the evidence again Snuk?
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Like fuckin clockwork, whenever I need to get a parking space close to mi casa, it never happens. I always wind up two fuckin blocks away when I need it damn it. Like today, it's raining and I need to ge food shopping, so that translates into no fuckin parking!
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I get to work before everyone else every day, but any time we have a meeting, no matter how early I leave home, I am always late.
No matter what lane I get in on the bridge, it seems like I'm always stuck behind some fucker who didn't notice the massive purple ez-pass sign, and is stopping traffic trying to get out of the lane
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