My friend's kid is gay, right?

[Kid Afrika]

definitely, not definately.

[GonzoStyle]

thanks slash

[PatCooper]

What's more disturbing than the porn is that this woman would ask you if you think her son is jerking off or not.

[GonzoStyle]

I'd be on the phone with the FBI before this kid learns how to dismember a body.

[Galt]

I always spell "definitely" always.

And the girl is not the classiest broad. She's 29, her son is 13. She's a dirty slut, and though she's fun to be around because she has a dirty mouth and mind, and is totally classless. She's not someone I would invite to my wedding, but it's interesting times when she's around. And I've never so much as kissed her.

[Velociti]

yes i'm suprised that nobody mentioned until now the fact that someone at work is asking about her son's jackin' habits

[GonzoStyle]

I always spell "definitely" always.

And the girl is not the classiest broad. She's 29, her son is 13. She's a dirty slut, and though she's fun to be around because she has a dirty mouth and mind, and is totally classless. She's not someone I would invite to my wedding, but it's interesting times when she's around. And I've never so much as kissed her.

The puzzle grows clearer now.

the kid definetly has a low opinion of women and thinks all women are filthy whores who are on this earth as servants of satan.

he's definetly gonna have his own HBO special one day in the serial killer marathon, they'll stick him between the ripper and bundy..

[Galt]

I know this girl from high school. Not work.

She's nice, but not a role model. If she were my mom, I'd have a low opinion of women too.

[GonzoStyle]

Wait till the kid starts "collecting" knives then call the FBI.

[Mad]

Wait till the kid starts "collecting" knives then call the FBI.

There is nothing wrong with collecting knives.

[GonzoStyle]

There is when it comes to this kid and you.

[Mad]

The problem starts if he's pissing the bed and butchering small animals.

[GonzoStyle]

You should know, sicko.

[Mad]

I've never done either, fucko.

[GonzoStyle]

You and this kid should team up and go on a sniper spree, he could be your "son" whom you really have sexual intercourse with.

[Mad]

I don't believe in murdering innocent people. Killing in self defense is OK, though.

[GonzoStyle]

That all lies in the defenition a sociopath like you and your little friend have for "innocent"

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.

John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!

David Mills: Murderers?

John Doe: A woman...

David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?

[Silera]

And the girl is not the classiest broad. She's 29, her son is 13. She's a dirty slut, and though she's fun to be around because she has a dirty mouth and mind, and is totally classless. She's not someone I would invite to my wedding, but it's interesting times when she's around. And I've never so much as kissed her.

I'm hurt.

[PatCooper]

The truth can hurt sometimes

[GonzoStyle]

It's ok, she's white.