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#21
I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam,
That's what my baby feeds me,
I'm her loving man.

He likes bread and butter,
he likes toast and jam,
That's what his baby feeds him,
he's her loving man.

She don't cook mashed potatoes,
she don't cook T-bone steaks,
Don't feed me peanut butter,
she knows that I can't take.

He likes bread and butter,
he likes toast and jam,
That's what his baby feeds him,
he's her loving man.

Got home early one morning,
much to my surprise,
She was eating chicken and dumplings
with some other guy.

No more bread and butter,
no more toast and jam,
I found my baby eating
with some other man.




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#22
You all suck monkey ass....well except for Snuk...he passed that phase ages ago. Fucking lousy matzoh...I'd be better off eating fucking plywood....I think it may actually have more taste...whats a few splinters anyway? After being with Grump's grandma...I kinda like open sores in my mouth now....
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#23
Metalfan Wrote:You all suck monkey ass....well except for Snuk...he passed that phase ages ago. Fucking lousy matzoh...I'd be better off eating fucking plywood....I think it may actually have more taste...whats a few splinters anyway? After being with Grump's grandma...I kinda like open sores in my mouth now....
Just jonesen for a sammich hey Metal? :roflmao:
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#24
Not yet Methuselah, not yet.......only day 1. Just protesting the fact that my ancestors always make holidays fun....oh wait..who am I kidding....we are the most morose people on the planet....but supposedly the richest :bouncer: Where's my cut, dammit! :pissed:
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#25
ha ha... you're a jew!!! :roflmao:
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#26
You say you won't be able to have a real sammich for 8 days?
You can't call a sanwich "real" if it doesn't have cheese on it.
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#27
You know, a bacon cheeseburger sounds like a good idea now

Or maybe some pepperoni pizza...mmmmmmm

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