Where's the sarcasm? - What ever happened to witty repartees?

[Sluggo]

The sarcasm apparently ended up here...

<a href=http://www.cdih.net/cgi-bin/TheBoard/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=10;t=1326>Sarcasm</a>

[McBourbon]

::Licks finger and touches Street Angel on the shoulder::

Looks like we're gonna have to get you home and get you out of those wet clothes....

[GonzoStyle]

i've been noticing that my sarcasm hasn't been going over very well lately, especially with men. whatever happened to those days of witty repartee? conversing with someone where you challege eachother? why must everything be so serious all the time? i need someone i can be silly, intelligent, sarcastic and witty and of course serious with. someone who'll appreciate my sarcastic ways and put me in my place with a good comeback. i'm so tired of guys who get all pissy if i make a smartass remark. i'm a very sarcastic little bitch. i like to play, i love teasing and i crave battles of the mind. why can't I find that?

Because you refuse to talk to me, FUCKIN INFIDEL!!!!

[Ken'sPen]

Yeah Gonzy, you're man enough to please her.

(see that's some fuckin sarcasm)

[Street Angel]

Because you refuse to talk to me, FUCKIN INFIDEL!!!!

and you would be who?

[Noellevious]

and you would be who?

Your real father.

He's black, too.

[GonzoStyle]

and you would be who?

So the bait has been set...

I am the itch in your pants, scratch me!!!

[Ken'sPen]

gonzo = crabs?

[Street Angel]

I am the itch in your pants, scratch me!!!

and here i thought it was just time to wax again

[Ken'sPen]

and here i thought it was just time to wax again

Try Lemon Fresh Pledge, Spit claims it does wonders to bring out the shine.:moonie:

[Hosp]

Sarcasm is so last year. Self pity is the new sarcasm. I wish I didn't suck so much and knew how to pull it off.

[Flock of Moosen]

I try not to play the sarcasm game, whether real or not. Too many people can't take a fucking joke and I don't need the headache of dealing with their bitching and whining over it.

[Maynard]

I can't NOT be sarcastic. That's me. And if people can't take the joke, oh well.

[Sluggo]

Flock...Why do you have to be so goddamn full of yourself?

[GonzoStyle]

Flock is a mod now, look what it did to me...

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME FOR I AM HE WHO IS KNOWN AS I AM!!!!!!

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD PESANT!!!!

[Danked]

Krypton sucks.

[GonzoStyle]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!

KILL HIM!!!:burnfucker:

[Street Angel]

I can't NOT be sarcastic. That's me. And if people can't take the joke, oh well.

tupid: hehe i just really wanted to use that icon {:p}

[GonzoStyle]

:asshole:

[Street Angel]

:eatme: