Ringtones

[BirdyP]

Thats the goal this weekend. Borat, moonshine, and teenagers.

My buddy called me Halloween night to ask if I took her trick or treating or not. I el oh el'ed.

[GonzoStyle]

with the trick being a roofie and the treat being your cock, amirite!?!?!?!

[BirdyP]

RITE!!!111!!!!!


(P.S. Goats gay)

[GonzoStyle]

Goat is very gay, at a BBQ he ate his hot dog from the end.

[BirdyP]

did he insert it in his a-nuuss?

(Borat Rules)

[GonzoStyle]

Straight guys eat hot dogs from the middle, the fruit didn't get the memo.

[BirdyP]

Remember back when Goat was into that whole "I love to suck off and rape niggers" phase of his?

Weird dude.

[GonzoStyle]

when did he get out of it?

[BirdyP]

true.

So true.

[drusilla]

i have the piano version of clubbed to death by rob d. it's a really long song, so it gives me enough time to find my phone. they have had the polyphonic version ,but tis awful. i've had the same ringer for a few years. whenever i get a new phone i download it right away. i dont think i want the true tone version of it. it would rather have the piano. its soft. its good stuff.

[GonzoStyle]

I like the liszt piano piece cause it reminds me of daffy duck playing it in roger rabbit.

[virgingrrl]

vibrate. always vibrate.

except for the one summer
i had the samford and sons theme.

[GonzoStyle]

she keeps her cell phone inside her cunt

[virgingrrl]

har har.

twat? twat did you say?
i cunt hear you!

[GonzoStyle]

har har.

twat? twat did you say?
i cunt hear you!

that post made me cringe on the inside.

[drusilla]

i never keep my phone in my pants, so the vibrate function is useless. most of the day i'm at work anyway, so i have to turn the phone off sicne there is no service. my phone is usually on full volume, or on silent. i keep it on silent at night cause i get very upset if i get woekn up in the morning earlier than i have to get up.

[GonzoStyle]

I use my cell as an alarm, it plays the benny hill theme, it's loud and gets me ready for another day of wackiness.

[virgingrrl]

har har.

twat? twat did you say?
i cunt hear you!

that post made me cringe on the inside.

i hate you.

[HedCold]

I use my cell as an alarm, it plays the benny hill theme, it's loud and gets me ready for another day of wackiness.

oh man i should use that one next.

[Goatweed]

I use my cell as an alarm, it plays the benny hill theme, it's loud and gets me ready for another day of wackiness.

do you jump out of bed & move at 4x your usual speed too?