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Quote:When was I accused of being gay? You have one drink with Maynard and it's all down hill.
And you were straight when? Don't see it as an accusation. See it as an aknowledgement. Be proud of your love of the rainbow. Not that there is anything [cough]wrong[/cough] with that.
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I'm going with blow job....less emotional attachment on her part. Head doesn't mean anything and I can always get away from a girl easier if all she did was blow me. God forbid we should fuck. Then I'm stuck with the worthless bar slut for at least two months until the novelty of doing the dirty with someone you just met wears off.
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Ladi said... Quote:(oh, and btw, Sluggoo...... that totally sounds like something you would say as you undo his pants for him, in the hot.... sweaty.... apt....)
You BITCH!!!
Stop following me!!!:moonie:
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unless you ladies can suck a golf ball through 6 feet of garden hose i prefer intercourse. not many chicks can make your eyes roll into the back of your head from the oral treats that they are giving.
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Quote:Stop following me!!!
I just can't help it!!! The Subliminal Sluggo has got meeeeee..........:crackhead: {:o}
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
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Quote:So, any of the Chickies reading this.......... Ever been told you give good head? ( I have)
I've been told by many that I give the best head they've ever had...sadly someone I used to date just offered me cash for it....
Quote:not many chicks can make your eyes roll into the back of your head from the oral treats that they are giving.
I RULE!
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PAF46, i'll be right over
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Quote:Just give me some physical contact...
I don't care what...
::Sobbing:: Somebody LOVE ME!!!
Sluggo wouldn't even touch you with Gonzo's dick.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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LZMF, the line forms to the right.
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keyser, luv the sig pic!!!
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I said I give good head, I never offered a sample....back off horn dogs! :fu:
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c'mon you know i'm just playin'
keyser may be serious though
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Quote:c'mon you know i'm just playin'
awww, now you are going to tell me no 3some either, huh !!!
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see that?
keyser is ok in my book
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someone took me seriously oh wait it was the tard :roflmao:
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ladi, ssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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You meant you give really good haircuts, right?
Edited By Keyser Soze on April 19 2002 at 12:06
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Yea...hair cuts, that's it
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