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DGW just reminded me of this one:
Always say "Oh Fudge" when you're in front of your parents, never the "F dash dash dash" word.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Take every opportunity as it comes. Might not get a second one.
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Sometimes looking is way more fun than touching.
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Only love can save us now.....
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Never argue with an idiot, cause he'll just bring you down to his level and beat you with stupidity.
As bad as you think things are for you, theres always someone else worse off.
Sometimes a swift boot in the ass is all a kid needs to smarten up.
You DON't get sick going outside in the rain...(also a pet peeve)
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Bigger is not always better
But size does matter
Never tell a girl you are trying to swoon, that you've eaten your own cum. Especially that you swallowed it, even if it was an accident.
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choose your battles wisely
although this is a quote from a movie it does apply to real life........keeps your friends close and your enemies closer.
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Sometimes the most everyday things can be the most intimate.
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Remember, it's only a message board.
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It's ok to say you ate your own cum on a message board.
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It's not okay to say you've eaten your own cum anywhere, at anytime. Not even if you're on a desert island and it's your only form of sustenance.
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Save all your 'cool, funny, and embarassing' stories for after you've gone out for a while.
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Always do the right thing.
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If it has a stamp that says FRAGILE, its italian.
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Look both ways when crossing the street
Always travel with a buddy
Don't take candy from strangers
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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No matter what your friends tell you, black diamonds ARE NOT the easy ones!
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When a grown up touches your naughty place, tell someone you trust.
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When you're 16 and a girl sticks her hand down the front of your pants for the first time, remember it, because it will be the best feeling you will ever have in your life, end of story
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You can never "sneak" in the "back door"
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Unless you're hung like a chipmunk :clueless:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
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Quote:When you're 16 and a girl sticks her hand down the front of your pants for the first time, remember it, because it will be the best feeling you will ever have in your life
And how! :thumbs-up:
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