I wanna take a shit

[Kim]

don't i know it...good thing you wear a tie...

[PatCooper]

I dont have to wear a tie anymore. So now i just use my hands.

[GonzoStyle]

I had to shit real bad once and my friend was in the bathroom. He was in there a while and he was done already and just reading at that point. He was being an Asshole cause he knew I had to go bad. So I wanred him if he didn't come out in 30 seconds I'd bustd own the door and piss on him.

He didn't come out so I busted the door in and pissed on him.

[LyricalGomez]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[PollyannaFlower46]

:loveya: I love my new status

[Hybrid]

no prob :thumbs-up:

[Maynard]

He didn't come out so I busted the door in and pissed on him.

No wonder Sean likes you so much.

[PollyannaFlower46]

Speaking of poop, this real sleaze ball that I used to date keeps hitting on me and trying to get me to mess around with him again. Since he didn't appear to be getting the hint despite the fact that I said no, like 300 times, I decided to get rid of him once and for all by asking him to shit on me. I freaked him out so bad, he hasn't talked to me since. :thumbs-up:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Polly, you're so fucking hot.

:burnfucker:

[Hybrid]

:crackhead:

[PlasticMan]

He didn't come out so I busted the door in and pissed on him.

I've always thought that would be the absolute coolest thing to do if you kicked someone's ass. While the guy's lying on the ground, bleeding, you just whip it out and piss on him. Could there be ANYTHING more degrading?

[HedCold]

pooping on him

[Maynard]

pooping on him

:rofl:

Yeah, but if you do that, he might come back to haunt you like in Christine. :crackhead:

[HedCold]

would he poop on you back?

[GonzoStyle]

Hey I warned him, I peed right on his lap and magazine while he was sitting on the bowl. I laughed though, so the poop squeezed out a bit and ruined my underwear.

[Maynard]

Question.....are you guys still friends?

[GonzoStyle]

...No... wow I see a pattern here.

Blowjob from a tranny - lose a friend

Pee on a friend while he is shitting - lose a friend

Ruin a friends, fathers funeral - lose a friend

Trick a friend into sucking the bloody tampon of his sister, (though it really wasn't) - lose a friend.

Actually most of us just grew apart.

[LyricalGomez]

You are fucking demented

[Maynard]

And all that is just the stuff he does to his FRIENDS. :crackhead:

[GonzoStyle]

Forced one of my friends to eat a cracker covered in cum.

Actually we didn't have crackers so we used tam-tams.