Things people do that annoy the fuck outta you.

[Hey Ladi]

thin girls who slouch

people who use all the proper words for things, to sound like they know what they are doing

people who change lanes without signaling
people who drive slow in traffic, you should keep up to the car in front of you
people who drive up the right lane & try to squeeze into traffic at the very last min, blocking a whole lane from going by

I kept a guy from getting in front of me, like a week ago, it was a merge spot & he wouldn't drop back, I watched him try to get around me 2 or 3 times, so I stayed glued to the car in front of me & I WON. It was orgasmic, I was so pleased.

Oh, I also dislike people who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze

[Metalfan]

[PollyannaFlower46]

I hate people who talk down to you because of your title, and ignore what you may actually have to offer.

I hate people who drop off of the face of the planet and then call like they were never gone.

I hate people who jump to conclusions without knowing anything.

I hate brides who consider $3,000 bride's maids dresses when I have to pay for it!!!

[kindred]

I HATE people who don't know that they're fat and dress inappropriately and also try to fit in places they don't. Its one thing to be fat, I don't care, but please, don't wear lace shirts,

and wear belly button rings with half shirts when they should be wearing the latest Lane Bryant tent shirt.

Fake people drive me crazy. Don't pretend to have, what you don't have.

Crazy coworkers. Or just one in particular. God she's annoying.

[PollyannaFlower46]

The smell of fish in the microwave that wafts through the office....I'm going to hurl.

[SBB]

When they don't speak English. We have a bunch of young Poles who talk and laugh loud. I don't need to be forced to hear noises I can't comprehend.

[GonzoStyle]

People who feel the need to constantly use those motorolla phones everywhere, cause they can :chirp: their pals.

They do it all the time, everywhere and talk so loud as if you're interested in their convo. They feel like smokey and the bandit using those fuckin things.

Especially the ones who chirp back and forth with every fuckin sound they make

uhhh :chrip: yeah :chrip: ok :chrip: uh huh :chrip: sounds good :chrip:

[LyricalGomez]

Are those the same phones you don't have to open to make a call?

If so I fucking hate those, not only do you hear the guy yelling into the phone, but you also hear the person on the other end, it fucking sucks

[Metalfan]

People who feel the need to constantly use those motorolla phones everywhere, cause they can :chirp: their pals.

They do it all the time, everywhere and talk so loud as if you're interested in their convo. They feel like smokey and the bandit using those fuckin things.

Especially the ones who chirp back and forth with every fuckin sound they make

uhhh :chrip: yeah :chrip: ok :chrip: uh huh :chrip: sounds good :chrip:

A-fucking-men!!!! There have been assholes on the bus using that stupid feature. I'm trying to fucking sleep...use the phone the right damned way! :fuckoff:

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah and when you hear the person on the other end, its all garbled.

They walk in with them, I always think its like a cop or emt at first. Then I see its some fuckin 12 year old punk carrying on a 30 minute convo about what flavor big gulp to get later.

[LyricalGomez]

DUDE MAN, DR. PEPPER IS DA BOMB

NAW MAN, YOU GOTS TO GET THAT MOUNTAIN DEW YO

NAW MAN, HEY, I GOT IT, I'LL LIKE FILL THE CUP WITH BOTH FLAVORS, IT'LL BE THE ULTIMATE MAN

DUDERZ, THAT IS SO LIKE AWESOME

[GonzoStyle]

Not as annoying but yeah thats it.

My favorite is the ones who come to blockbuster and break out the phone like they are fuckin CIA. They make it look so dramatic, it's like those people who make every cigarette drag look like shakespeare.

Then they walk around the whole store with it and stand there reading the back of every fuckin movie box, explaining the synopsis of the movie. Then as they walk around they just have to comment on every movie they already have seen.

Sometimes I just love the fucked up opinions, which they think are cool.

AWW SHIT LOOK...(first off you'e on the phone, they can't look)

WHAT?

THAT MOVIE SE7EN, THAT SHIT WAS WHACK SON.

YEAH

OH SNAP KID CHECK IT OUT RED SHOE DIARIES NIGGA!!!!

OH YEAH KID

YO THAT MOVIES THE SHIT

YO THAT GLADIATOR MOVIE SUCKED MAN

NO DOUBT

OH SHIIIIIIIIIT KID, LOOK ITS MR. DEEDS YO THAT MOVIE WAS CRAZY FUNNY.

[LyricalGomez]

YO GONE WITH THE WIND

THAT ENDING SUCKED

YA MAN

[GonzoStyle]

OH SHIT KID AUSTIN POWERS

YO THAT MOVIES LIKE A CLASSIC

[Keyser Soze]

i believe they are Nextels, not Motorolas.

[GonzoStyle]

:chrip:

Thanks

:chrip:

uhh dude!!!!!!

[Metalfan]

That, and why the fuck do they have to have the volume turned up to 10?

That, and husbands and wives in the supermarket....

OK, WHAT DEODORANT DO YOU WANT :chirp:

I DON'T CARE.....OH WAIT, COULD YOU PICK UP SOME MAXI PADS FOR ME WHILE YOU'RE THERE :chirp:

That situation alone should cause the husband to slam the fucking phone against the wall as hard as he can and never get that 2-way feature again

[Jack]

I have one of those phones......

But I try to use it on the earpiece so not everyone in the room can hear my whole fucking conversation. There is no reason for them to hear the other end of it.

[Metalfan]

Dude, you're in fucking Michigan...we wouldn't hear ya anyway :lol:

[GonzoStyle]

The ones with the earpieces are ok.

But the ones who NEVER take out the earpiece, even when they are not on the phone should be strangled with the wire from the earpiece.