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The customer asks were he can find Swimming with Sharks? Gonzo replies in the comedy section you dolt. Comedy you say? I thought it was a drama says the customer. But wait young gonzo is correct it does belong in the comedy section after all. We can hear the Blockbuster promo blaring now: "If you liked Kevin Spacey in KPax , you'll LOVE him in the hilarious Swimming with Sharks.. Find it in the 'Comedy' section, on our special 'Workplace Torture' shelf."
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The customer proceeds to the check out line. It looks like the customer had the nerve to be a member of a different Blockbuster branch. This is causing some type of checkout brainlock/technology meltdown. An ongoing phone discussion between Blockbuster branches ensues. It seems Gonzo is debating whose better Jay Z or Nas with the other blockbuster employee on the phone.
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my contest entry
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The spooks come out at night.
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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I love the attention to detail - nice!
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One last haiku before I go out. The following is Gonzo's train of thought when a toothless Asian boy is loitering in the PLayStation aisle:
Pick a fucking game
And get out of my store quick
Before I rape you.
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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Damn that's funny Suzie.
The spooks come out at night.
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Quote:The customer proceeds to the check out line. It looks like the customer had the nerve to be a member of a different Blockbuster branch. This is causing some type of checkout brainlock/technology meltdown. An ongoing phone discussion between Blockbuster branches ensues. It seems Gonzo is debating whose better Jay Z or Nas with the other blockbuster employee on the phone.
actually I dont give a fuck about the policy of cards from other stores, I just manually add them in. If there is a hold on the account I do call the other store and the frightening part is that I did discuss Nas with one of the employees on the phone today.
Crackhitler owns my heart for that picture, I am printing that up and bringing it to work.
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Blockbuster shift done,
he drives through the brooklyn streets
plotting his revenge
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I drive to the nearest bodega for some mad dog.
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Quote:Blockbuster shift done,
he drives through the brooklyn streets
plotting his revenge
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lots of good haiku so far. remember people, anything is good. pics poems, song parodies. whatever.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?
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yeah, it's in the go fuck yourself and die section, thanks.
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ohhhhhhh navy seals!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What would you recommend for a 12 year old who chronically wets his bed?
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Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
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