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the old keys scam!
#41
I did my taxes today.

I sure hope I don't need any receipts when my 16k refund arrives next month!
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#42
I can't believe they actually show people your apartment before legally binding them to rent it.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
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#43
It's the equivelant of showing a homeless man which corner he'll be sleeping on tonight.
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#44
you know what's great about taxes? You pay too much taxes, so you get a refund. Then they tax you on that money you got back the next year.
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#45
I don't remind them about that next year.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#46
they know. I've had to send supplemental checks for both '99 and '01 because I was unaware of that fact.
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#47
You obviously earn more than I do.

The stamps probably cost more than anything they could ever recover from me.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#48
So are you and Alkey sitting in different rooms on different computers, or on one's lap with different browsers?

You should talk with words.
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#49
Who said we live together?
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#50
Gonzo did. And he said you were a henpecked bitch.
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#51
because pre-marital sex is impossible!
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#52
What a card.
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#53
Why buy the cow when the milk is free.
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#54
so the kids don't call random strangers daddy.
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#55
I speak to him as little as possible, hence the 2 years without a fight.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#56
i feel that if the government owes you money at the end of the year, then they should be giving me interest on that money if they are gonna hold it till April.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#57
Did the "daddy" ever get even with his child support?
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#58
No, but the good faggot showed up a month after Christmas with a game cube to make my Christmas gift look like a piece of shit.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#59
I hope your kids realize what a POS he is and never speak to or see him when he's old and dying.
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#60
I hope he needs one of their kidneys and they say no.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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