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Turnons - What  really turns you on?
#61
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:wait, we aren't?
Come on silly, everyone knows I'm gay.
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#62
A girl can dream can't she?
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#63
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:A girl can dream can't she?
Yes, as long as they're wet.
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#64
Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:A girl can dream can't she?
Yes, as long as they're wet.
Like that was a question.
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#65
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Like that was a question.
No, this is a question... wanna fuck?
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#66
Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:Like that was a question.
No, this is a question... wanna fuck?
Don't you know I don't wanna be asked, but OK.
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#67
Quote:What turns you on?

Jenna Jameson
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#68
dammit ants and rape stoppit, ur making me depressed
ILL FIGHT U FOR HIM RAPE!!!!!
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#69
lessee...

Umm.. Red hair (but everyone knows that by now lol)
Green eyes
pouty lips
Slender girls (not the "athletic" type.. but the really thin waif-types)
Marble/Milk-white skin
Bare shoulders-nape of the neck
Busty girls (not overwheight, but just that little bit of extra padding in the right spots that accentuates the female form)
A girl in a NICE summer dress or evening gown
the slightly red-tinted tan that some girls get
a Good massage
general acts of intimacy (it doesn't take much for me lol)
any girl that acts like they might actually be interested in me lol
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#70
Quote:any girl that acts like they might actually be interested in me
so in other words, you are shit out of luck
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#71
Lord Magus Wrote:lessee...

Umm.. Red hair (but everyone knows that by now lol)
Green eyes
pouty lips
Slender girls (not the "athletic" type.. but the really thin waif-types)
Marble/Milk-white skin
Bare shoulders-nape of the neck
Busty girls (not overwheight, but just that little bit of extra padding in the right spots that accentuates the female form)
A girl in a NICE summer dress or evening gown
the slightly red-tinted tan that some girls get
a Good massage
general acts of intimacy (it doesn't take much for me lol)
any girl that acts like they might actually be interested in me lol
Oh, i am beyond skeeved right now.

Magoo fucked up and posted his IM to Seph on how he thinks he should dress for him! :roltflmao:

back on top[ic, damn those redheads I am 3 for 3 with them and they all batted a 1.000 with being out of their collective minds!
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#72
Lord Magus Wrote:Slender girls (not the "athletic" type.. but the really thin waif-types)
Busty girls (not overwheight, but just that little bit of extra padding in the right spots that accentuates the female form)
So you want a waif girl with padding in all the right spots? Don't the two cancel each other out?
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#73
either or May May, either or
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#74
Lord Magus Wrote:either or May May, either or
LMAO. So basically, you require them to be female.
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#75
Maynard Wrote:
Quote:either or May May, either or
LMAO. So basically, you require them to be female.
Again.... "either or May May, either or" :lol:
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#76
Maynerd dilates like a girl
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#77
Quote:What really turns you on?
A chick that knows what she's doing, but doesn't let me know how she learned.
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#78
Kid Afrika Wrote:
Quote:What really turns you on?
A chick that knows what she's doing, but doesn't let me know how she learned.
That's just paying attention. Guys seem to rarely make any noise. So if there is something that makes you make any noise, she should take note & do that again. But, that's just one girl's opinion, what the hell do I know.

I used to like to read all those stupid over 30 "How's to fix your marriage" Women's magazines. They always had stupid things that might have turned out to be useful. But I can't remember anymore.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#79
i agree with the good kisser thing as well
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#80
Quote:They always had stupid things that might have turned out to be useful. But I can't remember anymore.
thanks for sharing. lol
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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