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Vaginas are disgusting - How do you walk around with them?
#81
Quote:Thanks for proving my point ladies. Everyone woman should praise the ground a guy walks on if he is willing to put his hands inside you let alone stick his face down there.

:fuckoff: Hell no!

I feel so bad for that chick, she has enough problems without having to have you look down on her. She can't help it if her body does odd things sometimes. At least she went to a doctor. When she heals all up, I hope she see's the light & takes her shiny new coose over to someone else's bed.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#82
If you'd like we can talk about my essay and how its still not done....
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#83
Quote:We'll fix it when you don't get off in two seconds roll over and go to bed.

Cathi?
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#84
that sounds like one of those life things i come here to get away from...
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#85
Wanna talk about chocolate covered apples? I really want one.
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#86
mmmm chocolate covered anything sounds good to me :thumbs-up:
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#87
Chocolate covered strawberries are the best....
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#88
Quote:Wanna talk about chocolate covered apples?
i thought it said chocolate covered nipples
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#89
In the morning she has shit-covered blood clumps that get discharged during the night.

Now that I think of it, they kind of remind me of chocolate covered strawberries (but with hair)
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#90
mmmm chocolate covered nipples, i like the sound of that

i have chocolate covered ice cream in my freezer :bouncer:
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#91
ice cream on a stick?
some how, when you put food on a stick it makes it better
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#92
i wish i could eat ice cream on a stick. or anything on a stick. im allergic to the actual stick, if any part of it touches my lips or any where in my mouth, it blows up and gets all itchy. no fun for me. poo.
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#93
Hey, so how come someone hasn't made tampons that are the size of a dildo?

I mean, if you're gonna have something in there, you might as well enjoy it, right?
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#94
no, not on a stick, just in little packets
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#95
galt you are a GENIUS
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#96
yes, cause tampons are so enjoyable, lets make them 30 times the size they already are. would a grrl even be able to walk trying to hold that in?
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#97
haha this idea just keeps getting better and better
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#98
Polar bars?

not to worry Galt, tampons are the size of a dildo ... if they modeled it after the size of your bits
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#99
It could be an Olympic event. With both distance walked and volume filled counting towards your final score. While orgasms can augment the style points.

Is someone taking this down for the Olympic Committee?
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fuck the sack race and three-legged race, it could be a new event for track and field day : run with dil-pon for 50 yards.
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