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Just then! A car full of clowns pulls up to ask for directions, Naughty considers asking them for a ride, but in the back seat is a ......
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Hey Ladi Wrote:Just then! A car full of clowns pulls up to ask for directions, Naughty considers asking them for a ride, but in the back seat is a ...... HUGE MOTHER FUCKING CLOWN and she runs off scared out of her mind...
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Quote:HUGE MOTHER FUCKING CLOWN and she runs off scared out of her mind...
She runs for what seems like hours, until she comes upon a ghostly figure walking around with an empty jar that wreaks of old penis. She is too tired to run anymore, so she clears her throat to get the ghost's attention. The Ghost of Maynard slowly turns to her and says....
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Quote:The Ghost of Maynard slowly turns to her and says....
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"Around the corner is a talking Moose, he is homeless and looking for a directions back to Canada. He is traveling with a Panda bear who escaped from the zoo, to see the world."
So she goes to see, and they ask Naughty if she knows where they can rent a car & and would she like to see Sascatsuwan.......
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so shes gets her handy dandy pocket map out and says...
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Quote:So she goes to see, and they ask Naughty if she knows where they can rent a car & and would she like to see Sascatsuwan.......
Naughty replied "If you go up that hill and go in between the two golden penis statues, you will find a Budget Car Rental..BUT you have to pass through without getting HIT or..."
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BeckyDC Wrote:Naughty replied "If you go up that hill and go in between the two golden penis statues, you will find a Budget Car Rental..BUT you have to pass through without getting HIT or..." assraped by snuka, hes a scary creature, use extreme caution and what ever you do, dont....
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NaughtyAngel Wrote:assraped by snuka, hes a scary creature, use extreme caution and what ever you do, dont.... ....Feed him after Midnight, get him wet, and he hates bright lights.
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Hey Ladi Wrote:....Feed him after Midnight, get him wet, and he hates bright lights. so the moose and panda were on their way, no realizing that up ahead was....
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NaughtyAngel Wrote:so the moose and panda were on their way, no realizing that up ahead was.... The Smurf Village. And they accidentally steped on half of them. But Gargamel was sooo happy he invited them up to his house for .......
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Hey Ladi Wrote:The Smurf Village. And they accidentally steped on half of them. But Gargamel was sooo happy he invited them up to his house for ....... a gang bang but the panda insisted they move on, the moose had other plans...
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NaughtyAngel Wrote:Hey Ladi Wrote:The Smurf Village. And they accidentally steped on half of them. But Gargamel was sooo happy he invited them up to his house for ....... a gang bang but the panda insisted they move on, the moose had other plans... He needed to meet his friends "Mosse & Squirel" for a big high stakes poker game. The polar bear, Big Whitey, was looking for a game, and the four friends were gonna try and fleece him. But they had to be careful because Big Whitey was a mobster who made his money in.......
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Hey Ladi Wrote:He needed to meet his friends "Mosse & Squirel" for a big high stakes poker game. The polar bear, Big Whitey, was looking for a game, and the four friends were gonna try and fleece him. But they had to be careful because Big Whitey was a mobster who made his money in....... making smilies for message boards such as :crackhead:
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NaughtyAngel Wrote:making smilies for message boards such as :crackhead: He would paint them on the sides of buildings, then take a picture with a digital camera, and shrink them down all small.
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Hey Ladi Wrote:He would paint them on the sides of buildings, then take a picture with a digital camera, and shrink them down all small. u would be amazed on how much money he makes on making these lil things :bouncer:
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So the Moose and the Panda are riding on the bus, and there is an old lady in the seat in front of them. She is reading a catalog for tranpolines. The Pand leans forward and asks what she plans to do with a trampoline. She says........
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"im going to kill my grandchildren by having them jump and break their necks"
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So I can collect on their insurance policies. I planed on taking the cash and a few young boys to...
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