what the fuck happened to CRX?

[Goatweed]

wow

[GonzoStyle]

what happened mr. i'd rather have terminal cancer and give up on my family, than not fuck.

[Gooch]

so she's in denial that she spent years and ate alot of cum thanks to a messageboard? i'm sure with that much feelings of betrayal and issues will be extremely healthy "moving on" rather being comfortable in who you are.

[Goatweed]

give up? I'd wanna make it easy on them!!

and I'd rather have cancer than be compared to timberlake, that's just fucking cold man.

[GonzoStyle]

you are a horrible thing

[Goatweed]

yes, that seems to be the sentiment these days so I might as well do my best to live up to it.

[Galt]

So is Gooch really living in Toronto with that giant mouthed "hottie"?

[Gooch]

nope. but when i get engaged to my girlfriend. i'll hate you most of all.

[Ken'sPen]

when you get married,
I won't ever make jokes implying you were once fat,

I know how painful that would be to the two of you.

[Gooch]

no hostess remarks will be allowed when my life changes

[GonzoStyle]

It will be a theme wedding an everyone has to dress up in a costume that represents their board persona, gooch can be the twinkie cowboy and goat can come as an asshole.

[Ken'sPen]

we won't see sleeper,
we'll just smell it, and know he's there.

[GonzoStyle]

hedcold won't have to come either, we'll just put a piece of wood on a chair.

[Ken'sPen]

I was just thinking of Seph,
he can be dressed in black, hiding in the rafters.

[GonzoStyle]

Then he can leave 5 minutes into the wedding, crying and blaming everyone.

[Goatweed]

It will be a theme wedding an everyone has to dress up in a costume that represents their board persona, gooch can be the twinkie cowboy and goat can come as an asshole.

then how will anyone be able to tell us apart?

[Keyser Soze]

froy will be collecting money at the door to pay for the reception

[Ken'sPen]

thank GOD you made a Froy joke,
I was feeling bad about my Seph reference.

[Keyser Soze]

the seph joke made me chuckle

[GonzoStyle]

It will be a theme wedding an everyone has to dress up in a costume that represents their board persona, gooch can be the twinkie cowboy and goat can come as an asshole.

then how will anyone be able to tell us apart?

I got plenty of tired gags and schtick to use, you can keep that one.