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Vaginas are disgusting - How do you walk around with them?
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#141
10-09-2002, 07:13 PM
Go to a trailer park, tell them at home your house doesn't move, you'll have all the pussy you can handle!

Either that or call a whore.
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#142
10-09-2002, 07:13 PM
Quote:find an easy inbred.
They are easy to find. They have a tattoo on their thighs with an arrow pointing to their crotch that says Skeeter was here. If it's cold and they are wearing pants, the three eyes (all different colors) should tip you off.
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#143
10-09-2002, 07:13 PM
well then you might as well start sucking cock now :thumbs-up:
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#144
10-09-2002, 07:18 PM
Quote:well then you might as well start sucking cock now
You know Jay Mohr came and did a show the summer before my first semester and some of the upper classmen I knew said that when he heard about the ratio here he said, "Fuck that, if I went to school here I'd give up on girls and start suckin cock. I mean I sure as Hell have the odds in my favor"

I think I'd rather be inexperienced than purchase a girl or go gay.
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#145
10-09-2002, 07:26 PM
Quote:I think I'd rather be inexperienced than purchase a girl or go gay.
If you believe the first part, then you are the second part. But don't feel bad. Friday is National Comming Out Day.
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#146
10-09-2002, 07:31 PM
some find inexperience cute
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#147
10-09-2002, 10:10 PM
Inexpierence isn't a bad thing...then you can teach them to do it the way you want it done :-D
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#148
10-09-2002, 10:35 PM
Or we could teach you the way you should have always had it done. ;-)
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#149
10-10-2002, 05:12 PM
Quote:teach them to do it the way you want it done
I just watch Chasing Amy last night and that scene in the club was great. Girls never give directions. If being inexperienced actually results in me makin the girl I'm with happy because I do what she likes I'm fine with that...
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#150
10-10-2002, 07:12 PM
You're going to make some girl very happy 2tired :-)
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#151
10-10-2002, 07:23 PM
I actually agree the problem with most women is:

They don't say anything, they don't give direction, or they don't even know how to get themselves off.

Don't give me the subtle hints thing, I know all of them. But a lot of women give you nothing to go on. I am not embarassed that I go down, nor that I will take direction from a woman, there is nothing wrong with it. But throw out something once in a while, maybe a left or right, something. Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys.
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#152
10-11-2002, 07:49 AM
Do philipeno boys give good directions?
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#153
10-11-2002, 12:53 PM
Gonzo gave them up...too many headaches...he likes Galt now...no need for boys :-D
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#154
10-11-2002, 03:18 PM
Quote:Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys.
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#155
10-11-2002, 03:22 PM
Owee.
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#156
10-11-2002, 03:25 PM
Quote:Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys.
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#157
10-11-2002, 06:49 PM
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Well why don't you girls fucking stretch before you ovulate.

What the fuck does that mean?

Stretch before you ovulate so you won't get cramps.


Galt, if it makes you want to vomit, then don't go down on her until this is all done.
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