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R. kelly - If you were him
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06-06-2002, 10:26 PM
If you were R. Kelly would have fucked that chick? I would have fucked her but I wouldn't be a fucking retard and videotaped it.

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06-06-2002, 11:19 PM
I would have fucked her and videotaped it, then killed her and buried her right next to that bitch Chandra. Then I would have burned the video but only after releasing it on the internet (blocking out my face of course).
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#3
06-06-2002, 11:27 PM
If I were him I would kill myself cause I couldn't deal with sucking so badly.
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06-06-2002, 11:29 PM
yeah, i'd fuck her...oh wait..what? Undecided
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#5
06-07-2002, 12:19 AM
HE FUCKING PISSED ON HER

PISSED
ON
HER

WHAT THE FUCK !?!?
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#6
06-07-2002, 12:28 AM
I have yet to see any of said video tape...
I will reserve any comment until I have witnessed the alleged perversion.

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#7
06-07-2002, 12:32 AM
how much do you think he gave her to deny everything?
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#8
06-07-2002, 01:25 AM
Anyone who says they haven't seen it is a lying sack of shit. I know this board if filled with curious bastards that want to see that shit.
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#9
06-07-2002, 01:27 AM
i am, yet i am not a lying sack of shit.i honestly am too lazy to look for it, even though look is basically sign onto any file sharer or im any of half the board
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06-07-2002, 01:33 AM
Quote:how much do you think he gave her to deny everything?

Not enough it seems.
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#11
06-07-2002, 01:34 AM
How hard is it to go onto any file sharing program. Type in "r kelly sex" and hit the download button.
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#12
06-07-2002, 01:41 AM
I have more important things to do with my time...
Probably seen it already on National Geographic...
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06-07-2002, 01:42 AM
i know its easy, but the only thing i have on this computer is audio galaxy, and i'm too lazy to go down to the desktop where kazalite and direct connect are
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06-07-2002, 01:46 AM
I could care less about it
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#15
06-07-2002, 01:50 AM
funny stuff....my buddy bought a VHS copy and lent it to me. those girls are young as hell and it was too funny when he pissed on the 1 chick!!!
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06-07-2002, 01:52 AM
LIARS...you all want to see r. kelly piss on a 14 year old.
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06-07-2002, 01:58 AM
like i said, that was funny as hell!!!
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#18
06-07-2002, 02:00 AM
Quote:LIARS...you all want to see r. kelly piss on a 14 year old.
Actually I want to get a 14 year old girl to piss on me.

And you know any sentence he gets will be harsher than that handed down to catholic priests.



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#19
06-07-2002, 02:01 AM
I don't know that I believe i can fly song must have gotten him a shitload of money to hire a good lawyer.
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#20
06-07-2002, 02:03 AM
he needs to hire johnny cochran so he can use the chewbacca defense!
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