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The Sleeper Offline
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#21
07-15-2002, 06:01 AM
So how many of the lines you use in class are from me? 75%? 80%?
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#22
07-15-2002, 01:19 PM
I bite people more often since I've joined messageboards. I guess that makes me funnier too.
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#23
07-15-2002, 01:20 PM
My funny has been on a downward slope for a long time,
I remember people in the second semester of my freshman year saying I wasn't as funny as I used to be,
I must have killed in kindergarten.
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#24
07-15-2002, 01:33 PM
Quote:I must have killed in kindergarten.
It would have been funnier if they had killed.
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#25
07-15-2002, 02:02 PM
Quote:I can honestly say that I've gotten laid from saying witty things that I probably wouldn't have come up with a year ago.

Really? What was his name?
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#26
07-15-2002, 02:20 PM
Quote:It's been a little less than a year that I've been posting on these boards here, but I have noticed a significant improvement in the speed of my wit thanks to it.

I'm in a 40-hour a week conentrated MBA program with the same 51 people every day, and so there are countless opportunties where one could pipe in with a wise-ass comment. But the thing is knowing when you've got a good line, and when to hold it in. My success rate in the class is stuff of legends now. People ask me to teach them, but alas, I wouldn't know where to start.

My experiences here have sharpened the speed, quality, and content (using less words is always funnier) to heights I wouldn't think was possible.

I can honestly say that I've gotten laid from saying witty things that I probably wouldn't have come up with a year ago.

I can't be the only one that has gotten so much real-life personality improvement off of this type of communication.
you must be posting on some alternate CDIH board that i cant see.
Quote:I must have killed in kindergarten.

It would have been funnier if they had killed.
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#27
07-15-2002, 04:04 PM
you were funnier when you didn't acknowledge it.

the first rule of funny is not to try so hard to be funny.
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07-15-2002, 04:05 PM
Keyser, I thought you were much hotter before I found out FBP did as well.
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#29
07-15-2002, 04:10 PM
Maybe Galt can make the OTL "Funniest Boy Next Door" for August.
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#30
07-15-2002, 04:28 PM
Quote:People ask me to teach them, but alas, I wouldn't know where to start.
You can always have them sign up here. 51 new people like you will make LZMF look smart.
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#31
07-15-2002, 04:36 PM
Never said I was better on the board.

And yes Sleeper, most of my lines are stolen from people here.

I also never said they were original, either.

I am known to steal good material and pass it off as my own.
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#32
07-15-2002, 04:59 PM
Quote:I am known to steal good material and pass it off as my own.

Froy?
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