Adoption Thread - Hey, i am ripping off Corpse

[HedCold]

Becky posts smiles.... COINCIDENCE? THINK NOT!!!

but, she posts happy smilies. he posts angry/sad ones, cause he's just so angsty

[diceisgod]

Thank you. I now leave you to your squabbling with Maynard and other such board related inanities.

[GonzoStyle]

BUt.... you said.... HEY!!!!!

[Maynard]

Well, I hope hedrot realizes that his posting > Maynard's.

Ya know Sean, I've never taken anything you, or anyone else on here has said to heart, up until now that is. :fuckoff:

[HedCold]

i obviously did not approve above post.

[GonzoStyle]

Ikeaboy>hedcold>maynard

[Maynard]

OK Gonzo, now you're dead to me. :disappointed:

[GonzoStyle]

I was bitter when arpi said the same thing to me.... I'm over it now.

[FNMoron]

Sean... I'd gladly adopt the MayMay if I can play "Old Yellar" with him.... when he starts foaming at the mouth with anticipation of posting his next smiley, i'll take him out behind the old wood shed & put a bullet thru his skull uicide:

[Ken'sPen]

MayMay is NO Old Yeller,
He won't go out with a BANG....
most likely he will fade away and be forgotten,
like the annoying Taco Bell Dog.

[virgingrrl]

To adopt Maynard, one must be able to:


Deal with him crying that I don't like him

im a nanny by day, if i can deal with children crying all day, he should be cake to deal with.

Think Bjork is pretty good listening

i like bjork

teach him that not every brain fart that makes him giggle like a girl is a thread idea

i can beat people in to submission

Stop him from posting one word replies or his new gimmick, the smile + eh.

same as above.

deal with his constant self loathing

i'm self loathing

Follow him around the board so he can pull a Petey and post after Spit as much as he can

stalk spit? ok :loveya:

Look at his socks and not snicker.

but silly socks are fun.




does this mean i have to adopt the homo?

or does this mean i too need to be adopted?

if so, who wants to adopt me? :bouncer:

[GonzoStyle]

Sorry VG, I already adopted ken.

Guess I have to teach him how to put "Adopted By GonzoStyle" below his sig.

[Brokenjaw]

I will adopt teh VG :bouncer: I is a good adopter.

[virgingrrl]

I is a good adopter.

and who have you adopted sir?

[Brokenjaw]

and who have you adopted sir?

Well, lets see... Sweet Angel and Luna are the only ones who stil post... Plus if I adopt you, then Doc would be your Grandfather, he done tought me evrything he knows... took all of about 5 minutes in aim one day. :thumbs-up:

[crx girl]

i adopted arpi, does that count for anything?

[GonzoStyle]

i adopted arpi, does that count for anything?

That explains sooooooo much.

[Jack]

Can I adopt someone? Please? Pretty please?

I promise to teach them how to code.

[Keyser Soze]

adopt me jack

[Jack]

You already know how to code. It wouldn't be any fun.