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What is your pre bed ritual?
#41
Quote:So what is your post waking up ritual.....
mine is leaning against the wall over the toilet at a thirty degree angle so I can pee with the morning hard on and get some in the bowl.
Instead of leaning, I usually stand several inches further from the bowl, either way it's a pain.
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#42
Is it really that hard to pee with a hard on?
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#43
yea, because you have to fight the urge to masturbate.
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#44
pffffffffffft,
fighting the urge to masturbate is a 24/7 activity for most guys.
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#45
Especially when you find a penis at the bottom of your goody bag. lol
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#46
Quote:pffffffffffft,
fighting the urge to masturbate is a 24/7 activity for most guys.
be right back...
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#47
pre bed?
a glass of scotch (sipped slowly), a bottle of lube and a porno...
8 days a week :thumbs-up:
i make fun of other peoples wives....so watch out!!!
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#48
Quote:sleep still doesn't work.
So you're saying your sleep is broken?
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#49
I am much more a morning person.....
So I tend to jack in the shower.
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#50
ugh, morning people Rolleyes :-p

on the upside, i got a couple of valium today, i might actually have a full night's sleep in my future.. . :thumbs-up:
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#51
harumpfff,
guess who I will NOT be thinking of tomorrow as I lather up...... Rolleyes
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#52
well, i'll be up tomorrow :disappointed:
wish me luck...
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#53
green card?
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#54
something like that... Undecided
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#55
Quote:What no list of skin care products?
nope
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
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#56
I find no problem pissing with a hard on, just do what I do.

Piss in the tub.
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#57
AH gonzo like bathing in ur own urine..you nasty fuck :rofl:
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#58
Quote:Then i'll fix the bed( make sure the blanket and sheet are the way i like em)

This is funny as Hell to watch :-p You're so Damn picky about the Damn sheet and blanket...Isn't it obsessive?
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#59
I know one of those. He has to make the bed every morning just right too. I usually just leave everything bunched up in the middle, or at the bottom, I don't care.

It was tiring watching him change the sheets & all. There was like 27 steps! I tried to help, but I didn't know the correct adgenda. :rofl:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#60
as part of my pre bed ritual I am going to call Sean now...
Breathe heavy,
and spank a batch.
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