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#81
Anyone up for some paper football? :thumbs-up:
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#82
Maybe during our honeymoon.
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#83
I LOVE PAPER FOOTBALL!!!!!
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#84
Okay now I need:

3 cars
3 careers
3 numbers of kids you want
3 ages you want to get married
3 places you want to live
3 places you want to honeymoon
3 pets
3 jobs you want your spouse to have
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#85
viper
prowler
corvette

stripper
hooker
president

1
2
3

19
26
28

new york
boston
MARS

hawaii
bahamas
texas

dog
monkey
aligator

stripper
stripper
rich rich rich rich
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#86
3 cars - Superbeetle, VW Bus, Moped
3 careers - Author, Professional Ultimate Frisbee Player, Drug Dealer
3 numbers of kids you want - 0, 1, 2
3 ages you want to get married - 25, 27, 32
3 places you want to live - NYC, Amsterdam, Vermont
3 places you want to honeymoon - Amsterdam, Amsterdam, Amsterdam
3 pets - Dog, Cat, Moo-cow
3 jobs you want your spouse to have - Masseuse, Painter, Drug Dealer



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#87
Quote:Ladi, Amy, and Doc.


::knocks Danked over::
::runs away giggling:: :bouncer:
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#88
OMIGOD! OMIGOD! SHE TOUCHED ME!
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#89
Tease
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#90
A lot of good carrying her books home did.

All I had to do was call her "icky."
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#91
i guess ill have to find someone else to marry :disappointed:
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#92
Quote:i guess ill have to find someone else to marry

Polly didn't give the answer yet
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#93
Okay, you're going to marry Ken, a self made millionare at the age of 28, and he'll marry you despite the fact that you're an aging stripper with 3 kids living in the ghettos of Mars. You and Ken will honeymoon in Hawaii and bring home an alligator as a pet.
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#94
::crosses fingers::

Please please please let me marry Do... Ladi!
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#95
NICE!!!
at least i know he'll take me out to lunch
ken is such a good hubby
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#96
wait polly, who am I marrying???
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#97
we're getting married!
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#98
Yay ken and amy getting married, ken's life just went from bad to worse. Hey ken did you know it's amys birthday today, not too many people knew that.
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#99
you people were taking about me todayyyyyy!!!
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