Theres something in my vents - And its creepy

[HedCold]

nope
it was a "EYYEEEEEYEEEE" of a little creature

so you did try to fuck it, don't say I don't pay attention.

the straw wouldn't reach

[The Jays]

... can you find out if it's a gerbil? I need one.

[HedCold]

what should i name it?

[The Jays]

... The Creature that Lives in My Vent. Buy a fighting fish and send it in, they attack anything that invades their space...

[HedCold]

The Creature that Lives in My Vent.

good one

[The Jays]

...well, it's been an hour now, and like the saying goes, "If you don't know what's making weird noises in your vent after an hour, call the police."

[HedCold]

its no fun messing with it when everyone is sleeping. i hope its still there in the morning. then people can watch me poke it and hear the "EEEYYYEEEEYYEEEE"

[The Jays]

... no, by morning, you will be dead.

[HedCold]

:poke: "EEYYYYEEEYYEEE"

[GonzoStyle]

Name it, ThrillHouse

[Danked]

I hope he's dead.

[HedCold]

I hope he's dead.

:lookatme: :lookatme:

[Goatweed]

So what happened? Did you fuck it, and if so was it good for you?

[HedCold]

whatever it is is still there

[Goatweed]

Either kill it or fuck it already - or kill it and then fuck it. A little necrophilia never hurt anyone.

[DGW]

it's probably just a big rat
they're harmless unless they're hungry

[Goatweed]

they're harmless unless they're hungry

He's right. Maybe you should just feed it, give it a sandwich or something. Once he's full, you can probably get rid of him easier - then again, he might stick around since he's getting a free meal.

[Maynard]

the straw wouldn't reach

HAHA, HedCold has a small weiner!

[DGW]

i say get yer RA to check it out
esp if yah don't like the guy

[Hybrid]

i REALLY hope it was a cute little gizmo gremlin, but now that you sprayed shit on it it turned into a big slimey green one. and it eats you.