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Would you sell your soul for $$$?
#1
If you can have any amount you'd like. But in entering a contract with the devil, you will spend all of eternity in Hell. The worst possible place you can imagine. Worse than the Bronx.
Not only that, once you die, all the money is gone.


Would you do it?
How much would it cost?




I couldn't do that. Money isn't really all that important to me. As long as I have enough to get by.
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#2
i just posted this in the other thread. cockmaster.
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#3
Yeah I know you did munkey dick, but I wanted you to actually think about the ramifications. And how much it would cost you.
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#4
i'd trade it for $5 so i can buy a radio-active man comic book. of course you're assuming i didn't already sell it to buy my truck.
I'm not stalking, dammit. I've been happily stalking someone else for the last 10 years. I'm just commenting. That's all, just commenting. Nothing more. Don't read into this. That's it.
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#5
Quote:Not only that, once you die, all the money is gone.
what does that even mean? you can't leave it to your family, it just disappears? :clueless:
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#6
Nope - it wouldn't pay in the long run. Even if I lived to be 1000 years old and wished for 1 trillion dollars, as soon as I die the $$ is gone, and 1000 years of life is nothing in comparison to living in Hell for eternity.
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#7
what if you'd already lived in Hell - ithaca, new york?
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#8
Yes, when you die it's gone.

I'm not sure if that's what will happen. But Hell....I'm playing the Devil here, and I say that's what happens.

Cmon Hybrid. This was your idea. How much would it cost?
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#9
I'm not selling...but I will be buying... :burnfucker:
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#10
i never said i would take money to spend eternity in Hell. that wasnt what i said.
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#11
Quote:you can't leave it to your family
If the money were left for family to inherit, it would probably be cursed and anyone who got it would be damned to Hell also. It doesn't seem very fair, but the Devil has never really been a stand-up dude.
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#12
I had a fraternity brother that had sold his soul to one of his pledge brothers. He was hitting a rough financial time and this was the last resort. It was really weird. Just as Bart had sold his soul to Milhouse, this guy had done the same. I don't know if he ever got it back. He was paid $100.
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#13
Does this factor into account that there is no Devil, no Hell, no Heaven, and no God, and therefore there wouldn't actually be any ramifications in the afterlife?
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#14
Quote:i never said i would take money to spend eternity in Hell. that wasnt what i said.
Oh really?
Quote:i would sell my sould to the devil for the right price
At that point, you forfeit any rights to your soul. The devil can do what he wants with it.


Now if you only knew how to play violin.....
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#15
Maybe the Devil just wants to play battleship and twister with Hybrid
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#16
didnt you ever see bedazzled? i just wish for a bunch of stuff and get in wackzany situations, then with my last one i wish for someone else to be happy. and voila, i keep my soul. bitch.
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#17
I don't work that way Hybrid. >)

Once you're soul is mine, I'll eat it.


Whose soul shall I torment now? :burnfucker:
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#18
That Elizabeth Hurley crotch shot was pretty sweet.
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#19
Elizabeth Hurley is aging at Kirstey Alley proportions. Her peak was most definately pre "Serving Sara".
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#20
Quote:Whose soul shall I torment now?

whoo, I'm scared...
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