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A study out of the UK recently has suggested that the number of children raised by a father other than their natural father is higher than we might think. The study estimated that women have affairs at a higher rate when ovulating. Based on that, the study believes that as many as 1 out of a 100 women get pregnant from men other than their spouse or future husband and are afraid to let them know. The child is born and the supposed natural father never knows the truth.
So who is your daddy? Better yet, who on this board is that one out of a hundred? Who do you think that persons real father is?
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i have always believed that i am the product of my mother and a teacup
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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one lump or two, arpi?
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Who is you daddy.... and what does he do?
Our Mom says Our Dad is a real sex machine.
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two please.
on another note, my girlfriend just made raspberry waffles from scratch, and yours didnt.
nyah nyah!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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arpi. mine is a hazard in the kitchen. i'm jealous.
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Quote:on another note, my girlfriend just made raspberry waffles from scratch
Blueberry would've been better.
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i believe that i am that 1
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Quote:Blueberry would've been better.
fucking java junkies!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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blueberry = crack ? :-o
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Quote:fucking java junkies
Care for a cup? :thumbs-up:
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i almost forgot, :lookatme: hi nerdo5!! how is my bestest buddy in the world on this bright autumn day? i hope you are well!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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all is well in the kingdom of funney. i'm poised to learn, my master. things couldn't be better.
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Quote:i'm poised to learn, my master
be careful what you wish for... :disappointed:
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lesson #1:
always attack and belittle OAS, for he is the foe of all things funney. His very presence creates a black hole in the cosmic fabric of funney.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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There is no adoption program here, even in the daddy thread
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lesson #2:
always be kind to the one we call maynard. when he is happy there is much joy in the land and blowjobs are plentiful.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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looks like i need some work on rule no. 2
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