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Rule number three: never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
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Quote:That is spotlight boys life story. Trying to be funny.
its gonna make for a really short autobiography.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Rule number four: I know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
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gonzo's rules are better than mine. 
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Rule number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
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Quote:gonzo's rules are better than mine
they just rhyme better, that's all.
I'm not stalking, dammit. I've been happily stalking someone else for the last 10 years. I'm just commenting. That's all, just commenting. Nothing more. Don't read into this. That's it.
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Rule number six: that god Damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
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countdown till the black boarder disappears. t-minus.........
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Rule Number Seven: If your lunch came off a truck.....RUN and get a butt plug :crackhead:
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Rule number seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
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Quote:If your lunch came off a truck.....RUN and get a butt plug
i think this should move a bit further up the list. although, a better rule is to not eat off the truck. and NEVER trust the egg salad or chili.
I'm not stalking, dammit. I've been happily stalking someone else for the last 10 years. I'm just commenting. That's all, just commenting. Nothing more. Don't read into this. That's it.
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I got the chicken kebab.....I'm about 10 minutes away from not going out tonight.
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Quote:black boarder disappears
Where has Lazerus been?
Rule number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
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Quote:I got the chicken kebab.....I'm about 10 minutes away from not going out tonight.
Polly is leaning towards the butt plug. She already has a night of thrills in store for herself. :thumbs-up:
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Rule number nine, shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police
If niggaz think you snitchin, ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
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get one of the threaded buttplugs, otherwise it might pop when you walk. seal it with some teflon tape, and you'll be good as new.
I'm not stalking, dammit. I've been happily stalking someone else for the last 10 years. I'm just commenting. That's all, just commenting. Nothing more. Don't read into this. That's it.
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Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say Hell no
Cause they gonna want they money, rain, sleet, hail, or snow
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back on topic for a second....unfortunatly, my dad is my dad.
rule #11: i always win.
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Quote:unfortunatly, my dad is my dad.
way to bring down the room , VG!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Rule #12: Promise to talk dirty to a man, and he'll take you anywhere you want to go. :thumbs-up:
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