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Breaking up - it's inevitable
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#21
01-29-2003, 03:33 AM
Send her the thread you made about her

That's a sure way to go out with a bang
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#22
01-29-2003, 03:34 AM
i may be infantile but i get my point across.......


it'll work. that's definitely hitting below the belt. mention it in front of other people just for the fun of it. :thumbs-up:
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#23
01-29-2003, 03:36 AM
Print the thread out on fliers and hang them around school with a big picture of her next to it
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#24
01-29-2003, 03:37 AM
tell her that her vagina is to loose and that you need a tighter woman
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#25
01-29-2003, 03:39 AM
... ring her doorbell, then drop your pants and squat on the ground, and when she opens her door, all she will see is you taking a dump on her front step...
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#26
01-29-2003, 03:40 AM
Point of clarification. She's got a great vagina. The nastiness was because she had to get her stuff scraped and tested for Cancer. Now that she's healed, it's nice and warm and inviting, and she even squirts when she comes. That's an amazing feeling. Too bad the person attatched to the vagina is such a meany.

I guess I could tell everyone that we just grew apart...

and that she had Chlamydia last year
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#27
01-29-2003, 03:45 AM
... wow, um.... ok, just pass her a note that says " I H8 U"... that whole vagina scraping thing was too much....
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#28
01-29-2003, 03:48 AM
We are all evil, evil people
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01-29-2003, 03:50 AM
... yeah, we are not heroes.....
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#30
01-29-2003, 03:51 AM
Are there any joke shops that sell gum or something that I could give her that would get her addicted to heroin?
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#31
01-29-2003, 03:52 AM
You could buy regular gum and coat it with heroin
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#32
01-29-2003, 04:00 AM
.... or you can call her up and ask her if she has ten pound balls...
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#33
01-29-2003, 04:08 AM
Quote:Send her the thread you made about her

The Dil-pon was still a great idea if I do say so myself (though not named by me).
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#34
01-29-2003, 04:10 AM
You could always knock her up, and then kidnap and murder her when she's 8 months pregnant.
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#35
01-29-2003, 04:12 AM
... couldn't he be charged with two counts of murder then?
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#36
01-29-2003, 04:13 AM
Not if he's any good.
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#37
01-29-2003, 05:18 AM
tell her your gay
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#38
01-29-2003, 05:19 AM
Rolleyes i'm sure she's already figured that part out Keyser...
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#39
01-29-2003, 05:52 AM
Quote:fuck her from behind and just as you blow say, "by the way , it's over"


Arpi redeemed himself quite a bit with this comment. :rofl:
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#40
01-29-2003, 06:06 AM
Quote:The Dil-pon was still a great idea if I do say so myself (though not named by me).

that would be me.
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