ghetto superstar - that's what you are

[drusilla]

so i'm in my office today takin' care of some athletes & ghetto superstar the "swimmer" walks in:


gs - i'd like to get your professional
me - how can i help you
gs - i hurt my forearm
me - how did you hurt your forearm?
gs- with a bat
me - how did you hurt your arm with a bat?
gs just gives me a look
me - ok, when did you get hit with the bat?
gs - saturday & he takes off his jacket to show me a giant swollen forearm.

i ask him if a few things hurt. he says yes to everything. you can totally tell there is something wrong. there is no bruise, or redness, but holy crap this thing was swollen

gs - i feel things moving around in there
me - you should get that checked out
gs - i didn't want to go to pay
me - well i can't do anything for you here, you really should get that checked out before it gets worse
gs - yeah, that's what i thought.


i should have told him to go rob another convenience store to get the money to pay for the ER

WHY DO I WORK IN THE GHETTO? & WHY DO ALLL OF MY FRIENDS GET TO WORK FOR RICH LONG ISLAND SCHOOLS WITH TONS OF MONEY & I HAVE PEOPLE ROBBING MY 7LB BOTTLES OF MASSAGE LOTION. WHAT THE Hell.

i just needed to share.

move the thread if deemed necessary.

i think i was just wondering if anyone elses job was as ghetto as mine.



Edited By drusilla on 1044510289

[Hybrid]

i would probably steal boxes of athletic tape. i always ran out of tape during soccer.

[FNMoron]

job.... what's that??? :clueless:

[drusilla]

Damn you. use hockey tape for your shin gaurds! not the good stuff. hooligan.

[LyricalGomez]

hooligan is a funny word

[Hybrid]

yes. i like that word alot.

[LyricalGomez]

That naked guy is a hooligan

[Danked]

I'm thinking either Anger Management or the Sports forum, but I'll leave it till morning to see where else you take this conversation.

[LyricalGomez]

You always ruin our fun


Meanie

[drusilla]

:loveya:

[Danked]

You guys post the lyrics to Ghetto Superstar and I'm totally fucked.

[LyricalGomez]

You'd like that wouldn't you

You just want to play with all your new, shiny buttons

[Danked]

Let's play hide 'n seek!!!!!

Find this thread!

[Hybrid]

still in the pit :thumbs-up:

[Danked]

Nope.

[Hybrid]

ohhhhhh hey my buttons! :-D

[Danked]

Eek! Out of the Stoner Forum and back to The Pit!

[The Jays]

... I thought this was a Mya thread.....

[drusilla]

never

[The Jays]

:loveya: