02-25-2003, 04:34 AM
I swear if I get another email about a dead kenyan I am going to their country and rape all their Zebras. I'm serious... I mean it I really will!!! Don't test me on this. I will do it.
Does anyone else get these? The general premise is this. Dead kenyan. With me so far? Legal representation for dead kenyan tries to get you to set up a bank account for transfer of millions of dollars for which you will receive a percentage. Sure, why not.. how about I set up a bank account for you, give you access to all my personal info, and while I'm at it you can fuck my sister and finish off the last of my Ben and Jerry's in the freezer.... that sound good to you? Dumb ass. I get like 4 different incarnations of this a week.
ENOUGH ALREADY!!! I have gotten like 40 different incarnations of this ranging in everything from dead army generals to dead oil tycoons. anyone else get these? what's the scam here? I have to be missing something.
Does anyone else get these? The general premise is this. Dead kenyan. With me so far? Legal representation for dead kenyan tries to get you to set up a bank account for transfer of millions of dollars for which you will receive a percentage. Sure, why not.. how about I set up a bank account for you, give you access to all my personal info, and while I'm at it you can fuck my sister and finish off the last of my Ben and Jerry's in the freezer.... that sound good to you? Dumb ass. I get like 4 different incarnations of this a week.
Quote:DEAR WHITEY CRACKER,
REQUEST TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$25,000,000.00
INTO YOUR PRIVATE/COMPANY’S ACCOUNT:
I approach you most honourably for a mutual business
transaction. I am INSERT SHWOOGIE NAME HERE, the Accountant
General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
I have been given the opportunity to be appointed as
the Accountant General after several years of active
service. Now, by virtue of my present office
and position, it is an opportunity for me to have a
share of the hugecrude oil money which many top
Military personnel of the past regimes had used my
predecessors in the past to achieve their personal
interest without any benefit toward them. Following
this development, I now have an accord with a top
officer of the Finance Ministry to remit the sum
of US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty five Million United States
Dollars) to your nominated foreign account, hence we
as civil servants do not have the right to acquire
foreign account while in service. I therefore request
you to kindly allocate any account of your choice with
all necessary particulars to enable me to forward it
to the Central Bank of Nigeria for onward release of
fund transfer approvals in your favour. The
security of this information should be treated
with utmost confidentiality and not to be disclosed to
a third party.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours faithfully,
SOME SHWOOG TRYING TO SCAM YOU
ENOUGH ALREADY!!! I have gotten like 40 different incarnations of this ranging in everything from dead army generals to dead oil tycoons. anyone else get these? what's the scam here? I have to be missing something.
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<p align="center">Swing and a miss... and he looked like a dildo. Shake it uuuuuup.</p>
<p align="center">Swing and a miss... and he looked like a dildo. Shake it uuuuuup.</p>